13 Funny Cat Quotes

Many notable and famous writers, comedians, artists, and critical social figures have expressed their admiration for cats, even sometimes through clenched teeth. Here are 13 Funny Cat Quotes You'll Love

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”― George Carlin

“If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.”― Roy Blount Jr.

“Cats speak the language of comfort and coolness and therefore we feel comfortable and cool whenever we see a cat!”― Mehmet Murat ildan

“If we all learned cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, “You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!”― Leah Broadby

“I have lived with several Zen Masters – all of them cats.”― Eckhart Tolle

“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”― Mark Twain

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”― Hippolyte A. Taine

“I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?”― Jarod Kintz

“If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.”― Eugen Weber

“Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.”― Ilona Andrews

“We talked of mice, the cat and I, and of the importance of napping.”― Catherine Gilbert Murdock

“Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.”― Robertson Davies

“Cats aren’t special advisers. They advise us all the time, whether we want them to or no.”― Tamora Pierce

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