83 Amusing Cat Quotes

Writers, Satirists, and Artists Reflect on Felines

Cats are the favorite animal in all of petdom – and don’t let dog lovers tell your different.

By extension, the entire internet exists only for photos and videos of cats with cat captions, quotes about cat lovers and funny cat quotes.

Take this fine collection of funny cat quotes and sayings uttered by famous figures in history and contemporary society. See if any of them ring true for you. Chances are, they all do.

Cats speak the language of comfort and coolness and therefore we feel comfortable and cool whenever we see a cat!” - Mehmet Murat ildan

If we all learned cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, “You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!- Leah Broadby

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.- Mark Twain

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” - Hippolyte A. Taine

“I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?” - Jarod Kintz

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